Vegetable Kindness: Permaculture

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Monocrop agriculture is the most violent form of treatment toward vegetables known to humanity. Don’t know what that means? Google “industrial agriculture” for starters, but simply put it is huge fields of a single crop that destroys the entire ecosystem of the area, kills the soil, requires chemical fertilizers and pest/herbicides, and now uses genetically modified seeds. Ugly stuff.

Contrast that to permaculture, which is the practice of auto-pilot caretaking of an ecosystem where humans are a part of the system instead of the dominating destroyer and controller of everything. Yields are higher, fruits and veggies are far more nutrient rich, the soil gets better and better every year, no outside fertilizers or chemical pest/herbicides are needed (the ecosystem takes care of all of that). The philosophy is work WITH nature instead of against it. Brilliant!

Get on the permaculture bandwagon and be kind to veggies!

Now this is a true plant hero

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While still ultimately killing and eating many of the fruits and veggies grown on the farm in the video below, it is clear that it is done in the most humane way possible. We at the Vegetable Rights Militant Movement can appreciate that. And of course the farm dispenses justice on the four legged herbivores that feast on our green cousins non-stop, so they’ve got that going for them as well. Check it out – nature is beautiful!

Sepp Holzer’s famous Krameterhof farm in Austria.

Conspiracy against fruits and veggies

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Have you ever caught yourself feeling uneasy but unsure why? Have you ever watched a “will it blend” video and turned away in squeamish horror, and later awkwardly laughed at yourself for doing so? Have you ever been moved to speak for those who have no vocal chords and often no motor function at all?

Welcome to the plantrix.

Humanity’s domination of the plant kingdom has been brutal and ongoing since the dawn of time. You are not required to participate in the conspiracy to oppress and enslave our defenseless, distant relatives. Free will enables you to decide for yourself how you will treat the chlorophyll class among us. Are you an anti-plantite? Please, don’t be.

A response from Chris (and an insult)

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Hi again,

In response to your comments on you website:

The explanation you provide for encouraging “meatarianism” is even more contradictory than I thought. It is clear that you don’t understand the simple laws of supply and demand.

Eating animals will only increase the demand for animals to be raised for food, further contributing to vegetable cruelty. On the contrary, not eating animals will erase the demand for that animal to be born, raised, eat plants, and be slaughtered.

I can understand that a severe lack of intelligence leads to short term thinking, but please try to think beyond your usual train of thought.

Sincerely,

Chris

Chris, thank you for calling everyone involved in the Vegetable Rights Militant Movement and other cruelty free lifestyles unintelligent. You are clearly our superior.

Since I am a mental midget, no doubt due to only eating meat in an attempt to protect those who cannot protect themselves, I will merely point out that your evil plan would eliminate several species of animal altogether.

While I am not entirely opposed to this idea, since herbivores are the worst offenders on the VRMM’s list of cruel entities, I can’t help but wonder if that is what you meant. Is it?

Did you really intend for me and my fellow meatatarians to interpret “not eating animals will erase the demand for that animal to be born” as a desirable thing from your point of view?

I doubt it. But then again, I’m the idiot here.

What would my fellow idiot meatatarians say to Mr. Genius Chris?