Email: Sticking up for vegetables goes too far

Animals, children, the eldery and the environment. But not vegetables. Screw the veggies, right Jim??

I have just come across your website this morning and, after firstly thinking this was a spoof website, have tried to digest (excuse the pun) as much information as possible. I must say however that I think anyone who thinks “vegetable genocide” actually exists has some serious mental problems. I am one for sticking up for animal rights (although I still eat meat) and I am also someone who will stick up for children’s rights, the elderly and the environment; but vegetables is taking it way too far.

Do the vegetables know that you stick up for them? Would they even care? Who are you doing this for because generally you are making a laughing stock of yourself and degrading the human race.

Lettuce stop all this nonsense now.

Regards

Jim

Does the environment know you stick up for it, Jim? Do the children and the elderly know, Jim? The important thing is that you stick up for them, not whether or not they are conscious of your efforts.

Lettuce stop the prejudice and shameful behavior now, Jim, beginning with corny vegetable puns.

Thanks for the email.

A response from Chris (and an insult)

Hi again,

In response to your comments on you website:

The explanation you provide for encouraging “meatarianism” is even more contradictory than I thought. It is clear that you don’t understand the simple laws of supply and demand.

Eating animals will only increase the demand for animals to be raised for food, further contributing to vegetable cruelty. On the contrary, not eating animals will erase the demand for that animal to be born, raised, eat plants, and be slaughtered.

I can understand that a severe lack of intelligence leads to short term thinking, but please try to think beyond your usual train of thought.

Sincerely,

Chris

Chris, thank you for calling everyone involved in the Vegetable Rights Militant Movement and other cruelty free lifestyles unintelligent. You are clearly our superior.

Since I am a mental midget, no doubt due to only eating meat in an attempt to protect those who cannot protect themselves, I will merely point out that your evil plan would eliminate several species of animal altogether.

While I am not entirely opposed to this idea, since herbivores are the worst offenders on the VRMM’s list of cruel entities, I can’t help but wonder if that is what you meant. Is it?

Did you really intend for me and my fellow meatatarians to interpret “not eating animals will erase the demand for that animal to be born” as a desirable thing from your point of view?

I doubt it. But then again, I’m the idiot here.

What would my fellow idiot meatatarians say to Mr. Genius Chris?

Just Wanted You To Know

Here’s an email I received on October 14th from some guilt-ridden vegan…

Hello,

I just thought you should know something. Based upon the argument of your website, being vegan is cruel to vegetables and eating meat is more kind to vegetables. You are wrong.

The animals that you are consuming eat more calories of vegetables (grains, grasses, and other plants) than any vegan would ever consume directly.

Have a great day.

I just wanted you to know that you missed the whole point! You see, the fact that animals consume so many fruits and vegetables is EXACTLY why it is more humane to eat them – because they at least have the means to fight back.

Fruits and vegetables are sentient life forms that cannot defend themselves or flee from predators. Animals can. Who is really the victim here? Meatatarians dole out much deserved justice upon those most cruel to our plant friends.

Christopher, you are wrong and I hope you re-examine your life.

Worst. Book. Ever.

Written and illustrated by Ruby Roth, the book features an endearing animal cast of pigs, turkeys, cows, quail, turtles, and dolphins. These creatures are shown in both their natural state—rooting around, bonding, nuzzling, cuddling, grooming one another, and charming each other with their family instincts and rituals—and their painful and lonely lives in the terrible conditions of the factory farm. The book also describes the negative effects eating meat has on the environment.

Hmmm… we respectfully disagree with your satanist book, Miss Roth. Eating animals is the only moral thing to do. Eating plants is the WORST thing you could possibly do. I hope this book gets banned and no child is ever subjected to it’s pernicious lies!

Sarcastic Email?

I can’t decide if this is sarcastic or not. Hmmmmm………. what do you think?

Haha, you are really funny, do you know that? Because, like, you’re making fun of vegetarians by saying that the vegetables have feelings and stuff. Because that’s exactly the same as killing animals, because vegetables can feel pain just like animals can! Continue doing what you guys are doing, because you are really making the world a better place!

Random emails from people are always entertaining. Keep up the good work all you veggie haters! The VRMM will persist and overcome your heathenistic, murderous ways!!

A sad, cruel vegan joke

This joke was emailed to the VRMM anonymously by a vegan:

What is the difference between mashed potatoes and funeral potatoes?

Nothing! The potatoes in either case are still dead!!

Veggie-killing squirrel gets his just desserts

Heroes of the Cause

Three cheers for the heroes who made this wonderful video!!

Not a Good Example of How to be a Carnivore

Both the lions and the crocodiles fail to protect our fruit and vegetable friends by exterminating and consuming a buffalo as shown in this video. It’s an embarrassing moment for all of us who fight for the cause.

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