What Sick Mind Invents These Sick Death Devices?

cilantro slaughter

Submitted by:
K.G.
New York, NY

You can’t even tell that this green mess was once cilantro. We have torture devices that are not only legal in the United States, but publicly marketed as a “good product”! This has got to stop. This killing machine has brutalized this poor cilantro.

Mar 18 2006 11:32 am | atrocities |

14 Responses to “What Sick Mind Invents These Sick Death Devices?”

  1. on 29 Apr 2006 at 5:31 pm   Evil Guy

    I invented those sick devises! MUHAHAHAA!

  2. on 29 Apr 2006 at 5:32 pm   Brent Kennedy

    You FEIND! *Takes out mechette* DIIIE!

  3. on 29 Apr 2006 at 5:34 pm   Evil Guy

    So it’s a mechette fight you want? THEN IT’S A MECHETTE FIGHT YOU’LL GET! *pulls out mechette* IEIEIEIE!

  4. on 29 Apr 2006 at 5:37 pm   Brent Kennedy

    YAAAA! *clang clang phhshing* *Evil Guy cuts off Brent Kennedy’s hand* Ahhh!

  5. on 29 Apr 2006 at 5:37 pm   Evil Guy

    Muhahahah!

  6. on 29 Apr 2006 at 5:37 pm   Brent Kennedy

    You killed my potato!

  7. on 29 Apr 2006 at 5:39 pm   Evil Guy

    No, Brent, I… Am your potato! *takes off mask revealing a potato for a head*

  8. on 29 Apr 2006 at 5:39 pm   Brent Kennedy

    NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *kills Evil Guy*

  9. on 02 May 2006 at 7:42 am   Thomas Easton

    Hmm, that was short.

  10. on 08 May 2006 at 3:05 pm   Lydia

    you do know that, humans can’t survive without living on plants and veggies right? and if we waited for all the food to die naturally, it’d rot, and there would be a serious food shortage around the world. thanx but no thanx, id chose the human race over a bunch of veggies any day-any way dont you have something more serious to campaign about? ever heard of POVERTY? AIDS? GLOBAL WARMING? god you guys are such losers-must admit the web sites funny tho :P

  11. on 10 May 2006 at 2:50 pm   plantking

    Lydia do you have any proof to back up these claims? Fruits and veggies were here long before humans were. We’re encroaching on their territory. Animals came along after the fruits and veggies and started eating, killing, and torturing the flora. Then humans were sent to be a punishment to the animals for their heinous crimes against the plant kingdom, but many humans have only contributed to the crimes initiated by animals.

  12. on 10 Sep 2006 at 4:29 am   blick_to_the_normals

    What is it a ‘mechette’? Am I correct in believing that is to mean ‘machete’?

  13. on 28 Jan 2007 at 4:37 pm   veggiesAREgay

    lydia, thank you. you are the most realistic person on here. everyone else has no life. because they think veggies are people. if veggies were alive, i bet they’d kill all of you. because your all gay.

  14. on 08 Jan 2008 at 6:37 pm   Krystal (Ice cold)

    You know, the Native Americans were just about the most in tune with the earth of all the human cultures I have ever know (no offense to any monks or people like that!) and the majority of them ate both meat>…

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