Crime Scene from the New Jersey Coconut Massacre

Submitted by:
D. K.
South Belmar, NJ

This is a pic of serious vegetable cruelty to be posted on the site. It’s actually a young coconut which was massacred!

-More like “was” a young coconut. Very disturbing image.

7 Responses to “Crime Scene from the New Jersey Coconut Massacre”

1. on 29 Apr 2006 at 5:19 pm   Brent Kennedy
   
   

   NOOOO! This is awful, I once knew a coconut, *snif snif* but Gillagan killed it and turned it into an emergency radio… excuse me… I need a moment… *sob sob sob*

2. on 02 May 2006 at 12:23 pm   Tony
   
   

   You. Utter. Creep

3. on 04 Jun 2006 at 4:07 pm   Wordsmith
   
   

   That’s extremely graphic! So young…so innocent. I hope they catch the perpetrator!

4. on 28 Jan 2007 at 4:34 pm   veggiesAREgay
   
   

   wow. everyone on this site – except me – has no life. you guys are freaking crying over vegetables. that have no feelings. all of you need to go get a life and a new hobby. except the people that think it’s funny when I EAT COCONUTS! MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.

   VEGGIES ARE GAY

   and p.s., i’m the perpetrator ;]

5. on 13 Aug 2008 at 12:48 pm   LOLLYPOP
   
   

   GOod bye dear coconut

6. on 30 Jan 2009 at 5:08 pm   wwwwwww
   
   

   all you guys are gay sobing over vegetables and fruits get a life

   veggies are gay well said

7. on 27 Mar 2010 at 1:43 am   Joe
   
   

   Among plants, sometimes flowers possess both male and female sex organs, sometimes they are unisexual and on different plants, sometimes unisexual and on the same plants, sometimes flowers are designed so they can’t self-pollinate, other times they have to pollinate themselves, and some plants skip the sex scene altogether by reproducing vegetatively. So yes, you are correct in stating “Veggies are gay”( or at least can be).

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