John Kerry is First Member of VRMM’s Most Wanted

Part of our site update includes a new feature where we will present a list of “most wanted” individuals who are cruel to fruits and vegetables.

After learning of the bigoted hatred John Kerry has for celery (a passive, innocent vegetable - deserving of no hatred from anyone), it was only logical to begin our list with the former Presidential candidate and current Senator from Massachusettes.

It’s hard to fathom the possibility that a Senator of the United States has a heart so black it’s filled with pure malice for such a wonderful member of the plant kingdom. One can only imagine the inhumane acts John Kerry would perform on celery if he was left alone in an unmonitored room with a stalk or two.

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