Pam Anderson is Veggie Enemy Number One
Pamela Anderson has been masquerading as an animal rights crusader for years when in fact, like all animal rights activists, she is simply anti-vegite. She draws people’s attention to animals (who are also often cruel to plants) when their attention should be focused on Pam’s wide array of kitchen gadgets that are designed to mutilate all sorts of fruits and vegetables.
Not only does she serve the unholy organization that seeks ultimate vegetable annihilation (PETA) but she actively fights against those humans who have devoted themselves to vegetable defense and preservation, claiming that eating the meat of herbivores is wrong and cruel when in fact it is most charitable and noble.
By advocating the raising of vegetables in bondage, killing them, mutilating the corpses and ultimately consuming them, in addition to those reasons previously mentioned, Pam Anderson has officially been dubbed Veggie Enemy Number One.
May she forever live with the shame.
DIE DIE DIE!!!!
Long live The Tomatos!!!
I whole-heartedly agree, Mr. Chandler, as Miss Anderson grows to love animals, she also grows to HATE these poor, mistaken, lovely tomatos!
i think pam have very nice big boobs.