Cattle Join Ranks of Most Wanted
Cattle have been declared part of the “most wanted” category of vegetable rights offenders by the Vegetable Rights Militant Movement. These enormous herbivores are as inhumane as they come - non-stop killing machines. They graze in fields of beautiful, innocent grasses and eat up to eight times per day.
Not only do cows consume around 80 lbs of vegetation daily, they add insult to injury by regurgitating the maimed carcasses of the consumed and make a second pass at the torture of mastication.
It’s a good thing there are many humans willing to serve justice upon these beastly creatures by devouring their meat as homage to the brutalized vegetation.
Apr 27 2006 02:01 pm |
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i think i should be on your most wanted list. because i had green beens tonight. and i put it half way in my mouth. then SQUEEZED the peas inside it into my mouth. then chewed them up slowly. then ate the rest of it. they were quite delish. i know your jealous because you can’t eat veggies. because you are gay. and think they have feelings.