Lions Lead League of Justice

lions lead the league of justiceThe Vegetable Rights Militant Movement has established the “League of Justice” to honor individuals who defend the rights of fruits and vegetables everywhere. The first member nominated is the King of the Jungle himself - the mighty lion.

Being social and witty animals, lions use cunning and cooperation to capture vegetable rights offenders and deliver swift justice upon them. Two groups of female lions (lionesses) will hunt together with one group driving veggie killers toward the other group for ambush.

A pride of lions will typically bring justice to vegetable rights offenders two times per week in the wild. The VRMM feels a special gratitude for this devotion to the protection of our plant kingdom friends. Keep up the good work, lions!

Apr 27 2006 02:19 pm | league of justice |

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