Hollywood Hates Vegetables
The following video has won numerous awards from film festivals around the world. While the accolades are undoubtedly cherished by the film’s makers, the exploitation of innocent vegetables appears to be the last thing on the minds of the movie industry.
The classic tale of Oedipus is retold using vegetables, including several scenes of intense vegetable violence, causing real damage to real vegetables. Viewer beware.
The Vegetable Rights Militant movement is considering legislation against both filmmakers and others in Hollywood who condone violence towards vegetables. This agression will not stand, man.
Oct 03 2006 12:51 am |
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To all the supporters of this website. Its not that I strongly oppose of your movement its that the arguement its self is not there. Not only have none of you taken a biology class but your dense enough to make this site. Please add my username to your most wanted, the #1 spot perferable. Vegetables are made to be a food source for animals and people to survive upon. If you cannot see this than you are blind. Vegetables are not concious creatures and have no right. I hate you all and i hope the E-85 becomes more popular than oil and that corn heating becomes an outrageous hit. Well, im about done. Please respond im curious to who abused you all as children.
they’re not serious, are they?
vegetable rights? I don’t think so.
carnivore explains somewhere on this exciting site, how he decided at an early age that it was cruel to eat vegetables. it was when he was fed pureed carrot at the age of about 6 months, i think.
it is obvious that his reasoning powers came to a dead halt about that time, so the creation of this site is not surprising.
this site is a joke it is supposed to be ridiculous and if you think in your stupid head its not, its apparent that this is a joke its even more ridiculous then peta and is a great site.