Vegetable Rights Activists Responsible for E. Coli Outbreak
Though not directly affiliated with the Vegetable Rights Militant Movement, fellow Veggie Rights Activists of a more guerrilla strain have claimed responsibility for the recent outbreak of E. Coli in the spinach supply of the United States.
This contradicts previously released propaganda from a vegetable-unfriendly media and government, which would have you believe that pigs caused the breakout.
It’s no secret that the cause to end cruelty towards plants is one that mainstream America wishes to wash down the drain. However, these desperate acts to draw attention to the most widely committed crime of our generation (vegetable cruelty) are slowly raising global awareness.
Wow, I am playing the part of a vegetable activist in a skit…as a JOKE! I decided to look it up and saw that there really was a group about it. This is sooo funny! I mean, there are vegetarians who say that is cruel to eat animals, and then there are meatitarians who say that it is cruel to eat veggies. What the heck are we supposed to eat then. Vegetables do not have feelings. And you say that its more fair to an animal because they can fight back. No they can’t! A cow in the slaughter house has no choice in whether he dies or not! The fact is, God gave us meat and vegetables to eat. If we don’t eat them, then we’re stuffed.