Vegetable Rights Activists Responsible for E. Coli Outbreak
Though not directly affiliated with the Vegetable Rights Militant Movement, fellow Veggie Rights Activists of a more guerrilla strain have claimed responsibility for the recent outbreak of E. Coli in the spinach supply of the United States.
This contradicts previously released propaganda from a vegetable-unfriendly media and government, which would have you believe that pigs caused the breakout.
It’s no secret that the cause to end cruelty towards plants is one that mainstream America wishes to wash down the drain. However, these desperate acts to draw attention to the most widely committed crime of our generation (vegetable cruelty) are slowly raising global awareness.
