Organic Foods Are Evil
To those of you who think organic produce is more pure, more wholesome than mass-produced produce, I say shame on you. IT IS STILL PRODUCE!!!
How can you fail to realize that it matters not whether the poor vegetable has been genetically altered or hormonally envigorated – what matters is whether the poor thing has been sliced up by a cruel harvesting device of some sort or ripped from it’s life-sustaining roots by some other evil machine.
If you must consume a plant or plant part, please do not support harvesting! Instead, pick up a piece of fallen fruit beneath a majestic apple tree and consume it for your renewed energy ONLY AFTER first paying homage to the mother tree with a moment of silence (no less than ten minutes) and then an oath of pure intention to the child fruit itself.
OATH OF PURE INTENTION
O ___________ (insert fruit name like “apple”),
Before I consume your peaceful, resting, rotting flesh,
Please accept my humble vow to forever watch over
Your magnificent mother tree and all her celestial
Child fruit.I am dedicated – heart, soul, and mind – to the eternal
Cause of righteousness that is the protection of all
Fruits and Vegetables from the evil killers – your hunters -
Herbivores and omnivores. Our mutual friends, the
Carnivores, we also honor at this time for their tireless
Effort in the cause of your protection. May I always
Stay true to the cause!
I took me a while, but I finally realized what this website is, a joke site.
If you people were smart at all you would be vegetarian.
Plants can’t feel pain, nor can they suffer. They have no brain to feel the pain, and they have no central nervous system to take it there. Plants can not suffer. That is why animal rights are more important.
So only vegetarians are smart? That’s not a very smart thing to say, ironically.
Can you prove that plants feel no pain? Even if you can, can you prove that plants don’t want to die a horrible death in order to extend your life, or at the very least would prefer to live if given the choice?
You vegetarians and vegans are so short-sighted that you think pain and suffering is the only thing that matters. What about life versus death? Why can’t plants be allowed to live a full, rich life and then finally, when the time is right, die of natural causes? You could care less that billions of plants die every day to feed your insensitive selves. Shame on you!
you’re actually only allowed to eat cardboard.
this websites hillarious. lol
I love meat and vegetables
Wow I didn’t think THE ENEMY (aka vegetarians) would actually try to argue on a joke site. When will people ever learn the internets isn’t serious business?
Meatitarianism! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
hahah this reminds me of the quote from the movie, The Men Who Stare at Goats, a surprisingly well researched movie about the First Earth Batallion, aka a bunch of hippies funded by the government during the vietnam war, who thought they could end wars by sending their psychic powered love-vibes to the enemy:
“Mother Earth…
my life support system…
as a soldier…
I must drink your blue water…
live inside your red clay and eat your green skin.
I pray…
my boots will always kiss your face and my footsteps match your heartbeat.
Carry my body through space and time…
you are my connection to the Universe…
and all that comes after.
I am yours and you are mine.
I salute you.”
Carnivore: if plants can’t even feel pain, how can they be aware of themselves and aware of their desire to live? Did your parents feed you gross brussel sprouts when you were little or something?
i do know that plants have feelings and respect that,
but fruits do not. the fruits bear the seeds and when the fruit falls off the tree it rots into mush and gives
food to the baby seeds. fruit was ment to be eaten.
(by the way, i ate green beans for dinner last night)
I strongly agree with the cause, and me and my friend have successfully coverted several others towards the righteousness, and we have taken a pilgrammage of the heart to a farm, where we laid tributes to the suffering that happened and is happening.
Monica