As Americans all over the world settle in for the Thanksgiving tradition today, we at the Vegetable Rights Militant Movement would like to remind everyone of their duty to defend the most defenseless: our fruit and vegetable cousins.
These lifeforms do not have the advantage of teeth or limbs to fight nor flee. Â Yet onward and upward they strive, ever reproducing and soaking in energy from that glowing orb in the sky. Â Do you hear any complaints?
Now consider the turkey: defenseless? Â Hardly. Â Innocent? Â Ha!
Turkeys consume leaves, grass, roots, berries, seeds, nuts and grains or whatever is available at the time. Some favorite foods are clover, hickory nuts, sunflower seeds and crab apples.
Armed with the knowledge about the evil habits and cruelty engaged in by these feathered fowl, are you now not prepared to stand with us in a call to eat only turkey on Thanksgiving, and spare the spuds? Â Join us. Â Every fruit and vegetable life matters.