A sad, cruel vegan joke

This joke was emailed to the VRMM anonymously by a vegan:

What is the difference between mashed potatoes and funeral potatoes?

Nothing! The potatoes in either case are still dead!!

Crime Scene from the New Jersey Coconut Massacre

Submitted by:
D. K.
South Belmar, NJ

This is a pic of serious vegetable cruelty to be posted on the site. It’s actually a young coconut which was massacred!

-More like “was” a young coconut. Very disturbing image.

Animals are also cruel to fruits and veggies

Submitted by:
M. U.
Somewhere, USA

What a terrible sight. This poor fruit is being ripped in half by an evil primate. Very disturbing…

Chinese Broccoli Torture

Submitted by:
I. S.
Seattle, WA

This is an example of the barbaric CHINESE BROCCOLI TORTURE. This image of brutality speaks volumes against the mistreatment of vegetables everywhere. Veggies suffer at human hands each and every day, all over the world! Please let the cruelty end!!

What Sick Mind Invents These Sick Death Devices?

Submitted by:
K.G.
New York, NY

You can’t even tell that this green mess was once cilantro. We have torture devices that are not only legal in the United States, but publicly marketed as a “good product”! This has got to stop. This killing machine has brutalized this poor cilantro.

The Devastating Effects of Neglect

Submitted by:
R.D.
Austin, TX

This potato died of neglect and exposure. It’s whithered frame once shelled a healthy and vibrant life form. Now it’s brittle carcass reeks of death. Shame on us, cruel world!!

Potato Demolition for Pleasure Must Stop

Submitted by:
J. S.
Salem, OR

Yes, this once was a potato. Potatoes get smashed by hammers in our culture waaaaaaaaaaaay too often. The smashing must stop!!!

Desecrating Pineapple is No Joke

Submitted by:
J. B.
Honolulu, HI

This was once pineapple. It was kidnapped from it’s life-giving tree, then skinned, sliced, and canned. After all of these horrific events it was left outside for a month to rot in the wind and rain. Look at the poor thing. If this image does not stir your heart to act against vegetable cruelty then you must not have a heart!

Sick and Twisted Bean Burning

Submitted by:
T. J.
Baton Rouge, LA

Beans on the BBQ? You’ve got to be kidding me.

Juicers are Evil Torture Machines

Submitted by:
C. W.
Baltimore, MD

Look if you dare, how this poor orange has been mercilessly cut in half, then smashed in this tortuous device until it’s juice (much akin to our blood) is squeezed out of it for our consumption! Gross! This has got to stop!