Animal Rights Activists Rejoice Over Hunter’s Death

Unbelievably, yet somehow believably, a number of posters at the Animal Rights Community Online forum have openly expressed “joy” and “happiness” that a deer hunter from Iowa was found dead.

- Justice served!

- I’m reminded of that delightful refrain from the “Ren and Stimpy Show”: “Happy! Happy! - Joy! Joy!”

- If he was my father or brother I’d be even more happy because it would be personal

Can someone explain how the life of a human animal, even being a hunter, is any less valuable (much less worthy of disdain) than a deer, or any of the various predators like mountain lions that also hunt deer? How do these animal rights activists completely ignore the fact that humans are also animals, therefore supposedly also worthy of their protection, admiration, and activism?

We meatarians feel sorrow for the man who lost his life hunting, and our thoughts and prayers are with his family left behind.

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Vegetable Rights Activists Responsible for E. Coli Outbreak

Though not directly affiliated with the Vegetable Rights Militant Movement, fellow Veggie Rights Activists of a more guerrilla strain have claimed responsibility for the recent outbreak of E. Coli in the spinach supply of the United States.

This contradicts previously released propaganda from a vegetable-unfriendly media and government, which would have you believe that pigs caused the breakout.

It’s no secret that the cause to end cruelty towards plants is one that mainstream America wishes to wash down the drain. However, these desperate acts to draw attention to the most widely committed crime of our generation (vegetable cruelty) are slowly raising global awareness.

The Gallery Has Returned

In our effort to raise public awareness of crimes against all plant life, we at VegetableCruelty.com have created a gallery of atrocities showcasing common brutalities occurring daily all over the world.

Help us fight cruelty to vegetables by spreading links to these horrible pictures. If even one person vomits due to what he or she sees in the gallery, and vows to never harm another plant spirit as long as they live, then the effort will not have been in vain.

Great White Sharks Join League of Justice

Plant mutilators that venture into the various oceans of the earth will always be subject to the swift justice of the Great White Shark - newest member of VegetableCruelty.com’s League of Justice.  Most species of shark will probably become members of The League, at some point in time, but we couldn’t induct anyone other than the mighty Great White as the first.

It is an honor to honor the honor of the Great White Shark, who defends innocent plants and under-sea-vegetable-type-life from harmful, arrogant, aquatic herbivores.  So join us in this salute to the largest predator in the ocean!

Vegetable Rights and Illegal Immigration

There has been much controversy lately as the illegal immigration situation in the U.S. has taken front and center. We think this issue is simple, but not for the same reasons as most silly Americans. The problem with illegal immigration is that many of the jobs are vicious in nature toward fruits and vegetables.

Thousands upon thousands of illegal immigrants go to work in fruit and vegetable prison camps (farms for insensitive ignoramuses), thereby supporting the criminally cruel activities of the age-old slaughter most people know as the harvest. We don’t blame the immigrants themselves for doing this work, because they are simply filling a need created by the evil appetite for ill-gotten plant stuffs. So why don’t we let all the illegals become legal? It will drive up the cost of fruits and vegetables, which will in turn slow consumption. And we feel that any reduction in the consumption of fruits and vegetables is a victory for our cause because fewer individuals were slaughtered for consumption.

Legalize them! Help save a veggie!

Site Update

VegetableCruelty.com has overhauled the website to provide more interactivity and more frequent updates to the general vegetable-loving masses. Increasing awareness of cruel practices against fruits and veggies is one of our missions and this new site will aid in the completion of that mission.

If you haven’t already done so, be sure to bookmark us, link to us, send emails to your friends about us, and join us!

Vegetable Cruelty Protest

Israel - July 1, 2003 marked an historic day throughout the world. Activists from the Vegetable Rights Militant Movement (VRMM) let their voices be heard, demanding that cruelty to vegetables cease. The world-wide demonstration saw over two million participants in 76 countries. These millions of people are tired of the inhumane manner in which fruits, vegetables, and all plant life are treated.

Protestors carried signs, shouted angry words, made menacing faces, and otherwise acted unruly. “Civil disobedience is the least we can do for our brothers of so-called ‘lessor species’,” said Harlan Shawberry.

Most of the protestors were peaceful, with the exception of a few young men and women in Seattle who decided to spray paint the words “we kill and torture vegetables” on the wall of a local Subway Sandwich.

Without a doubt, this was the largest vegetable rights rally in modern history. “We are very pleased with the international support shown by all members of the VRMM today,” stated Vegetable Rights Militant Movement spokesperson Samantha Illian. “Politicians argue that people would die if laws were passed that prevented the killing of fruits and vegetables but we believe that is just anti-flora policy with no evidence to support the claims.”

No one was available for comment from the United States Department of Agriculture.