Organic Foods Are Evil
To those of you who think organic produce is more pure, more wholesome than mass-produced produce, I say shame on you. IT IS STILL PRODUCE!!!
How can you fail to realize that it matters not whether the poor vegetable has been genetically altered or hormonally envigorated - what matters is whether the poor thing has been sliced up by a cruel harvesting device of some sort or ripped from it’s life-sustaining roots by some other evil machine.
If you must consume a plant or plant part, please do not support harvesting! Instead, pick up a piece of fallen fruit beneath a majestic apple tree and consume it for your renewed energy ONLY AFTER first paying homage to the mother tree with a moment of silence (no less than ten minutes) and then an oath of pure intention to the child fruit itself.
OATH OF PURE INTENTION
O ___________ (insert fruit name like “apple”),
Before I consume your peaceful, resting, rotting flesh,
Please accept my humble vow to forever watch over
Your magnificent mother tree and all her celestial
Child fruit.I am dedicated - heart, soul, and mind - to the eternal
Cause of righteousness that is the protection of all
Fruits and Vegetables from the evil killers - your hunters -
Herbivores and omnivores. Our mutual friends, the
Carnivores, we also honor at this time for their tireless
Effort in the cause of your protection. May I always
Stay true to the cause!
High Profile Supporter
Ted Waitt is a proud supporter of the meatatarian cause. Keep up the good work everyone and continue to fight for the rights of innocent fruits and vegetables everywhere!
Build Decks From Non-Tree Material
Wood should not be thought of as a product for use or consumption by humans. It is the flesh of fallen friends who were once trees.
Would you like your mother or grandmother made into something for some human to use or wear around? Didn’t think so. Neither do our tree friends want their family members dismembered and misused.
However, everyone wants a deck on their house these days so if you really must build one why not use non-tree material? There is plenty of rock, metal, and other mineral-based materials available on this beautiful earth that would be wonderful for creating a nice deck.
Once you choose your mineral-based material, you can then use a nifty software package like this composite deck design software to plot the layout and create the most appealing environment for all your plant friends residing in your yard.
After all, it is your responsibility to be a mature, loving, caring plant owner.
Organic Foods - Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing
The latest supermarket craze is nothing more than an attempt by animal elitists to cause further harm to innocent fruits and vegetables, though it masquerades as the answer to society’s collective prayers (or meditations, heartfelt desires, or whatever).
Don’t fall into the trap of believing you are being kind to fruits and vegetables if you only purchase and consume those not grown with hormones or other genetic modifications. You are still killing them if you are eating them - even if they are mutilated, bastardized children bred in a laboratory!
Vegans Can’t Handle Tough Questions
On a return visit to the vegetarin forums where I found people happy that a deer hunter died, it turned out I had been banned from the site. Why?
I made a total of two posts there, the first being an introduction, which I believed was cordial. The second was a response to the thread about the deceased deer hunter. I asked, cordially, for a rational explanation of how a dead human is cause for joy when a dead animal is cause for outrage.
I made no mention of the fact that deer are herbivores, constantly “murdering” and consuming a more innocent form of life than themselves, in light of justications that the “deer murderer” would no longer be able to “murder” additional deer. I don’t believe I was overly aggressive, spammy, or otherwise offensive.
All I can conclude is that my mere presence was offensive. Aren’t Vegans are like “The Borg”, after all, believing everyone should live the way they choose to without regard to free will?
Animal Rights Activists Rejoice Over Hunter’s Death
Unbelievably, yet somehow believably, a number of posters at the Animal Rights Community Online forum have openly expressed “joy” and “happiness” that a deer hunter from Iowa was found dead.
- Justice served!
- I’m reminded of that delightful refrain from the “Ren and Stimpy Show”: “Happy! Happy! - Joy! Joy!”
- If he was my father or brother I’d be even more happy because it would be personal
Can someone explain how the life of a human animal, even being a hunter, is any less valuable (much less worthy of disdain) than a deer, or any of the various predators like mountain lions that also hunt deer? How do these animal rights activists completely ignore the fact that humans are also animals, therefore supposedly also worthy of their protection, admiration, and activism?
We meatarians feel sorrow for the man who lost his life hunting, and our thoughts and prayers are with his family left behind.
Calling Out Animal Rights Activists
It’s about time we had some serious discussion with those who would protect animals from cruelty while simultaneously being cruel fruits and vegetables. Are you an animal rights activist? Vegetarian? Vegan? We want to hear your justification for what we perceive to be blatant hypocrisy.
How can you claim to fight for the rights of animals while stomping on the rights of plants?
How can you claim a higher moral ground because you do not eat meat when you eat plants?
Why do animals matter more than plants?
Why is it more cruel to butcher a cow than to harvest and process corn?
The bottom line is that you cannot defend animals without also defending plants. There will always be controversy over animal cruelty for this very reason, though not for the reasons you would have us all believe. Plants are more helpless than animals, most being immobile. Plants are preyed upon in greater numbers and are treated far more brutally than any animal, having little or no means to defend themselves.
Even though you have no rational argument to make (any and all attempts will be summarily exposed), we invite you to make them. Open your bleeding hearts. Free your befuddled minds. Divulge the passionate rants of your fiery spirits. Do so, but beware - beware the greater cause for it may ensnare you and you may evolve into a higher form of cruelty fighter. The Vegetable Rights Militant Movement will eagerly accept your petition for membership.
Vegetable Rights Activists Responsible for E. Coli Outbreak
Though not directly affiliated with the Vegetable Rights Militant Movement, fellow Veggie Rights Activists of a more guerrilla strain have claimed responsibility for the recent outbreak of E. Coli in the spinach supply of the United States.
This contradicts previously released propaganda from a vegetable-unfriendly media and government, which would have you believe that pigs caused the breakout.
It’s no secret that the cause to end cruelty towards plants is one that mainstream America wishes to wash down the drain. However, these desperate acts to draw attention to the most widely committed crime of our generation (vegetable cruelty) are slowly raising global awareness.
Hollywood Hates Vegetables
The following video has won numerous awards from film festivals around the world. While the accolades are undoubtedly cherished by the film’s makers, the exploitation of innocent vegetables appears to be the last thing on the minds of the movie industry.
The classic tale of Oedipus is retold using vegetables, including several scenes of intense vegetable violence, causing real damage to real vegetables. Viewer beware.
The Vegetable Rights Militant movement is considering legislation against both filmmakers and others in Hollywood who condone violence towards vegetables. This agression will not stand, man.
The Gallery Has Returned
In our effort to raise public awareness of crimes against all plant life, we at VegetableCruelty.com have created a gallery of atrocities showcasing common brutalities occurring daily all over the world.
Help us fight cruelty to vegetables by spreading links to these horrible pictures. If even one person vomits due to what he or she sees in the gallery, and vows to never harm another plant spirit as long as they live, then the effort will not have been in vain.
