Organic Foods - Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing

The latest supermarket craze is nothing more than an attempt by animal elitists to cause further harm to innocent fruits and vegetables, though it masquerades as the answer to society’s collective prayers (or meditations, heartfelt desires, or whatever).

Don’t fall into the trap of believing you are being kind to fruits and vegetables if you only purchase and consume those not grown with hormones or other genetic modifications. You are still killing them if you are eating them - even if they are mutilated, bastardized children bred in a laboratory!

Dec 11 2006 02:19 pm | plant care | No Comments »

Vegans Can’t Handle Tough Questions

On a return visit to the vegetarin forums where I found people happy that a deer hunter died, it turned out I had been banned from the site. Why?

I made a total of two posts there, the first being an introduction, which I believed was cordial. The second was a response to the thread about the deceased deer hunter. I asked, cordially, for a rational explanation of how a dead human is cause for joy when a dead animal is cause for outrage.

I made no mention of the fact that deer are herbivores, constantly “murdering” and consuming a more innocent form of life than themselves, in light of justications that the “deer murderer” would no longer be able to “murder” additional deer. I don’t believe I was overly aggressive, spammy, or otherwise offensive.

All I can conclude is that my mere presence was offensive. Aren’t Vegans are like “The Borg”, after all, believing everyone should live the way they choose to without regard to free will?

Nov 06 2006 06:20 pm | animal rights and commentary | 7 Comments »

Animal Rights Activists Rejoice Over Hunter’s Death

Unbelievably, yet somehow believably, a number of posters at the Animal Rights Community Online forum have openly expressed “joy” and “happiness” that a deer hunter from Iowa was found dead.

- Justice served!

- I’m reminded of that delightful refrain from the “Ren and Stimpy Show”: “Happy! Happy! - Joy! Joy!”

- If he was my father or brother I’d be even more happy because it would be personal

Can someone explain how the life of a human animal, even being a hunter, is any less valuable (much less worthy of disdain) than a deer, or any of the various predators like mountain lions that also hunt deer? How do these animal rights activists completely ignore the fact that humans are also animals, therefore supposedly also worthy of their protection, admiration, and activism?

We meatarians feel sorrow for the man who lost his life hunting, and our thoughts and prayers are with his family left behind.

News story

Nov 06 2006 01:41 pm | animal rights and commentary and news | 9 Comments »

Calling Out Animal Rights Activists

It’s about time we had some serious discussion with those who would protect animals from cruelty while simultaneously being cruel fruits and vegetables. Are you an animal rights activist? Vegetarian? Vegan? We want to hear your justification for what we perceive to be blatant hypocrisy.

How can you claim to fight for the rights of animals while stomping on the rights of plants?

How can you claim a higher moral ground because you do not eat meat when you eat plants?

Why do animals matter more than plants?

Why is it more cruel to butcher a cow than to harvest and process corn?

The bottom line is that you cannot defend animals without also defending plants. There will always be controversy over animal cruelty for this very reason, though not for the reasons you would have us all believe. Plants are more helpless than animals, most being immobile. Plants are preyed upon in greater numbers and are treated far more brutally than any animal, having little or no means to defend themselves.

Even though you have no rational argument to make (any and all attempts will be summarily exposed), we invite you to make them. Open your bleeding hearts. Free your befuddled minds. Divulge the passionate rants of your fiery spirits. Do so, but beware - beware the greater cause for it may ensnare you and you may evolve into a higher form of cruelty fighter. The Vegetable Rights Militant Movement will eagerly accept your petition for membership.

Nov 01 2006 01:45 am | animal rights and activism and commentary | 20 Comments »

Vegetable Rights Activists Responsible for E. Coli Outbreak

e coli spinach

Though not directly affiliated with the Vegetable Rights Militant Movement, fellow Veggie Rights Activists of a more guerrilla strain have claimed responsibility for the recent outbreak of E. Coli in the spinach supply of the United States.

This contradicts previously released propaganda from a vegetable-unfriendly media and government, which would have you believe that pigs caused the breakout.

It’s no secret that the cause to end cruelty towards plants is one that mainstream America wishes to wash down the drain. However, these desperate acts to draw attention to the most widely committed crime of our generation (vegetable cruelty) are slowly raising global awareness.

Oct 27 2006 04:16 pm | activism and news | No Comments »

Hollywood Hates Vegetables

The following video has won numerous awards from film festivals around the world. While the accolades are undoubtedly cherished by the film’s makers, the exploitation of innocent vegetables appears to be the last thing on the minds of the movie industry.

The classic tale of Oedipus is retold using vegetables, including several scenes of intense vegetable violence, causing real damage to real vegetables. Viewer beware.

The Vegetable Rights Militant movement is considering legislation against both filmmakers and others in Hollywood who condone violence towards vegetables. This agression will not stand, man.

Oct 03 2006 12:51 am | videos | 4 Comments »

The Gallery Has Returned

In our effort to raise public awareness of crimes against all plant life, we at VegetableCruelty.com have created a gallery of atrocities showcasing common brutalities occurring daily all over the world.

Help us fight cruelty to vegetables by spreading links to these horrible pictures. If even one person vomits due to what he or she sees in the gallery, and vows to never harm another plant spirit as long as they live, then the effort will not have been in vain.

Jul 20 2006 08:20 pm | commentary and news | 2 Comments »

Great White Sharks Join League of Justice

great-white.jpgPlant mutilators that venture into the various oceans of the earth will always be subject to the swift justice of the Great White Shark - newest member of VegetableCruelty.com’s League of Justice.  Most species of shark will probably become members of The League, at some point in time, but we couldn’t induct anyone other than the mighty Great White as the first.

It is an honor to honor the honor of the Great White Shark, who defends innocent plants and under-sea-vegetable-type-life from harmful, arrogant, aquatic herbivores.  So join us in this salute to the largest predator in the ocean!

May 22 2006 03:01 pm | league of justice and news | No Comments »

Oil is Kinder than Ethanol

Is it morally justifiable to increase murderings and torturings of corn and sugarcane in order to lower energy costs for humans to drive around on roads that suffocate would-be seedlings from sprouting? NO, IT IS MORALLY REPREHENSIBLE!!!

The latest craze in the search for alternative fuels is ethanol. Brazil recently announced independece from Middle Eastern oil thanks in part to their production of ethanol (by fermenting poor, innocent sugarcane). Whoopty-do, Brazil. Your country just traded your everlasting souls for a domesticated renewable energy source. Nevermind that you cause insufferable harm to millions of plants EACH AND EVERY YEAR to do it. Killers.

There is also talk in the United States of moving toward higher ethanol production based on corn fermentation. I am sad to say that this sort of governmentally sanctioned cruelty towards corn will probably be commonplace and highly exaggerated within five years.

What kind of a world do we live in? No fruit, vegetable, or legume is safe.

Ethanol is cruel - read more here.

May 10 2006 06:31 pm | commentary | 4 Comments »

Lions Lead League of Justice

lions lead the league of justiceThe Vegetable Rights Militant Movement has established the “League of Justice” to honor individuals who defend the rights of fruits and vegetables everywhere. The first member nominated is the King of the Jungle himself - the mighty lion.

Being social and witty animals, lions use cunning and cooperation to capture vegetable rights offenders and deliver swift justice upon them. Two groups of female lions (lionesses) will hunt together with one group driving veggie killers toward the other group for ambush.

A pride of lions will typically bring justice to vegetable rights offenders two times per week in the wild. The VRMM feels a special gratitude for this devotion to the protection of our plant kingdom friends. Keep up the good work, lions!

Apr 27 2006 02:19 pm | league of justice | No Comments »
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