Cattle Join Ranks of Most Wanted

Cattle have been declared part of the “most wanted” category of vegetable rights offenders by the Vegetable Rights Militant Movement. These enormous herbivores are as inhumane as they come - non-stop killing machines. They graze in fields of beautiful, innocent grasses and eat up to eight times per day.

Not only do cows consume around 80 lbs of vegetation daily, they add insult to injury by regurgitating the maimed carcasses of the consumed and make a second pass at the torture of mastication.

It’s a good thing there are many humans willing to serve justice upon these beastly creatures by devouring their meat as homage to the brutalized vegetation.

Vegetable Rights and Illegal Immigration

There has been much controversy lately as the illegal immigration situation in the U.S. has taken front and center. We think this issue is simple, but not for the same reasons as most silly Americans. The problem with illegal immigration is that many of the jobs are vicious in nature toward fruits and vegetables.

Thousands upon thousands of illegal immigrants go to work in fruit and vegetable prison camps (farms for insensitive ignoramuses), thereby supporting the criminally cruel activities of the age-old slaughter most people know as the harvest. We don’t blame the immigrants themselves for doing this work, because they are simply filling a need created by the evil appetite for ill-gotten plant stuffs. So why don’t we let all the illegals become legal? It will drive up the cost of fruits and vegetables, which will in turn slow consumption. And we feel that any reduction in the consumption of fruits and vegetables is a victory for our cause because fewer individuals were slaughtered for consumption.

Legalize them! Help save a veggie!

Pam Anderson is Veggie Enemy Number One

Pamela Anderson has been masquerading as an animal rights crusader for years when in fact, like all animal rights activists, she is simply anti-vegite. She draws people’s attention to animals (who are also often cruel to plants) when their attention should be focused on Pam’s wide array of kitchen gadgets that are designed to mutilate all sorts of fruits and vegetables.

Not only does she serve the unholy organization that seeks ultimate vegetable annihilation (PETA) but she actively fights against those humans who have devoted themselves to vegetable defense and preservation, claiming that eating the meat of herbivores is wrong and cruel when in fact it is most charitable and noble.

By advocating the raising of vegetables in bondage, killing them, mutilating the corpses and ultimately consuming them, in addition to those reasons previously mentioned, Pam Anderson has officially been dubbed Veggie Enemy Number One.

May she forever live with the shame.

John Kerry is First Member of VRMM’s Most Wanted

Part of our site update includes a new feature where we will present a list of “most wanted” individuals who are cruel to fruits and vegetables.

After learning of the bigoted hatred John Kerry has for celery (a passive, innocent vegetable - deserving of no hatred from anyone), it was only logical to begin our list with the former Presidential candidate and current Senator from Massachusettes.

It’s hard to fathom the possibility that a Senator of the United States has a heart so black it’s filled with pure malice for such a wonderful member of the plant kingdom. One can only imagine the inhumane acts John Kerry would perform on celery if he was left alone in an unmonitored room with a stalk or two.

Site Update

VegetableCruelty.com has overhauled the website to provide more interactivity and more frequent updates to the general vegetable-loving masses. Increasing awareness of cruel practices against fruits and veggies is one of our missions and this new site will aid in the completion of that mission.

If you haven’t already done so, be sure to bookmark us, link to us, send emails to your friends about us, and join us!

Crime Scene from the New Jersey Coconut Massacre

Submitted by:
D. K.
South Belmar, NJ

This is a pic of serious vegetable cruelty to be posted on the site. It’s actually a young coconut which was massacred!

-More like “was” a young coconut. Very disturbing image.

Animals are also cruel to fruits and veggies

Submitted by:
M. U.
Somewhere, USA

What a terrible sight. This poor fruit is being ripped in half by an evil primate. Very disturbing…

Chinese Broccoli Torture

Submitted by:
I. S.
Seattle, WA

This is an example of the barbaric CHINESE BROCCOLI TORTURE. This image of brutality speaks volumes against the mistreatment of vegetables everywhere. Veggies suffer at human hands each and every day, all over the world! Please let the cruelty end!!

What Sick Mind Invents These Sick Death Devices?

Submitted by:
K.G.
New York, NY

You can’t even tell that this green mess was once cilantro. We have torture devices that are not only legal in the United States, but publicly marketed as a “good product”! This has got to stop. This killing machine has brutalized this poor cilantro.

The Devastating Effects of Neglect

Submitted by:
R.D.
Austin, TX

This potato died of neglect and exposure. It’s whithered frame once shelled a healthy and vibrant life form. Now it’s brittle carcass reeks of death. Shame on us, cruel world!!