Vegetable Rights Gear
Join the thousands proudly displaying their defense of the innocent by wearing official gear of the Vegetable Rights Militant Movement.
Plants used to create these products all volunteered for such use and their families have an everlasting sense of pride that their loved ones gave everything to the cause.
It is known as a great honor among fruits and vegetables everywhere to die for the cause of defending their brothers and sisters from the evils of would-be consumers. Don’t ask us how we got this information, because the government is listening (as always). We just have it, and that’s all you really need to know.
So… be a true supporter of vegetable rights and help raise awareness - wear some veggie gear today!
Apr 02 2006 11:45 am |
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